If you had the booty of a 22-year-old stripper like Gwyneth Paltrow, wouldn’t you want to prance it down the red carpet for the world to see?
The answer to that is up to a matter of personal etiquette, but I would love to tell you that you wouldn’t be the first to say, hell yes!
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Last night, People’s “Most Beautiful Person in the World” for the year 2013, brought a little extra press to the L.A. premiere of her Iron Man 3 film.
For the occasion, the actress wore an Antonio Berardi Fall 2013 gown, which features the navy, teal and iridescent silver panels topped with sheer kimono sleeves, and a black-and-white maxi skirt with sheer-paneled sides that did all the talking.
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The big wow? Gwynnie girl skipped out on her undergarments for this look and showed off a little side booty (side boobie is apparently so 2012) on the red carpet.
The look left many in amazement, but it isn’t the first time we’ve seen a little side booty on the red carpet.
Take a walk with us down red carpet memory lane as we revisit some of the most epic booty meat moments on the red carpet.
Let’s start on the milder side of things first with a look at Hofit Golan teasing a little side booty at Cannes in 2012, but still keeping it classy.
Followed by Kate Winslet, showing some polka dot side booty meat in this Stella McCartney number.
We wouldn’t exactly call this booty meat, but model Anja Rubik proved she didn’t have an underwear care in the world when she chose this Anthony Vaccarello gown for the 2012 Met Gala.
And some people like Tess Smith at the Emmy Awards 2004 aren’t doing this shit with irony.
And there is Toni Braxton, who decided to opt out of clothing when she hit the 2001 Grammys, giving side booty meat new meaning.
Kelly Brook also opted out of…just about everything BUT booty meat at the premiere of Snatch in October 2009.
But the most epic booty meat of them all on the red carpet wasn’t a side booty reveal, it was straight up ass, ass, ass when Rose McGowan showed up to the MTV Movie Awards in…uh..um…something we can’t really call a dress.
See, Paltrow’s booty meat wasn’t that scandalous after all.
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