<p> </p><p>By A Negro With A Keyboard</p><p>“Huey Freeman becomes incensed after watching Mariah Carey accepting an award for her acting (fictional already), while ridiculously slurring her speech and speaking in tongues of stupidity, while his brother Riley tells him, “Ni&&a, “Stop bulls**ting, you just hating because Nick Cannon is hitting that and you will never get a piece like that!”…Huey then attempts to organize a Mariah Carey boycott in Woodcrest (their hometown), only to find support from Uncle Ruckus, the Black White Supremacist, who calls Mariah, a “disgrace to the slave master who was gracious enough to bestow his white semen upon her jungle bunny ancestors…”</p><p>The episode would end with Huey staging an Anti-Mariah press conference with the media in full attendance, during which the cell phones and Blackberries of the media members start buzzing with a report that Mariah Carey is holding a simultaneous press conference announcing that her and Nick Cannon have new matching tattoos, for which the media members scramble to leave for Mariah’s conference…Appalled Huey unleashes a harsh discourse about how black folks are so easily blinded to fact by celebrity, which explains why celebrities do what they do over and over again…He then gets hit in the head with a rock by Riley who screams, “Ni&&a, quit running your mouth and come with me to the store to get this new R. Kelly album!”…Huey just turns and shakes his head…”</p><p>While I wish the premise for this storyline came from my imagination, I unfortunately have to say that the idea was inspired by the real life actions of “America’s Little Songbird”, Ms. Carey, as she very drunkenly and recklessly accepted an award for Breakthrough Performance by an Actress (it’s not too hard to break through from nothing) at the Palm Springs Film Festival for her role in Precious. As I witnessed this, all that I could think about in my mind is, “It’s amazing how far the ability to simply a hit musical note can take a person.</p>
