By now, you’ve all heard the Mel Gibson tapes. Almost an hour’s worth of tape has leaked of Mel’s verbal tirade against his ex-girlfriend and mother of his daughter Oksana Grigorieva. Though the situation is by no means funny – abuse, be it verbal or physical, never is – a few of Mel’s tirades are just so ridiculous and dramatic that you can’t help but chuckle. The man is clearly insane and deranged, and needs to be institutionalized. Here are some of the more outrageous quotables from Mel’s rant.
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1. ‘You need a fucking kick up the ass for being a bitch, cunt, gold-digging whore!! Fuck You!! I’m not giving you my house, and you can rot. Unless you crawl back and suck my cock – IN THAT ORDER!‘
2. ‘I deserve to be blown fast! Before the f*cking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you!??!”’
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3. “I should’ve woken you up and said f*cking blow me bitch! I should’ve f*ckin’ woken you up and said blow me!’
4. ‘You look like a f***ing bitch in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault!’
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5.‘I’m letting you fly now, cunt! FLY AWAY!!’
6. ‘Fucking ugly men. You don’t give a fuck so long as they pay your rent.’
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7. “You’re a f*cking mentally deprived idiot…You’re a f*cking using whore…I own you! You don’t count.”
8. ‘I’ll put you in a fucking rose garden, you cunt.’
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9. ‘You need a f*cking bat to the side of the head. All right? How about that? You need a f*cking doctor. You need a f*cking brain transplant. You need a f*cking … you need a f*cking soul.’
10. ‘Go look after my child, you cunt whore. I hope she doesn’t turn out like you.’
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