Now, I’ve heard of talking in your sleep. Even sleepwalkers who lose their pants. But sexual sleepwalkers?! Get the eff outta here!
Alas, what I’m about to tell you is true – one hundred percent truth.
After a smash session with her current beau, Hollywood Hussy called it a night and rolled over in a peaceful bliss. Later into the night, she rolled back over in what seemed like an affectionate move. It was more than affectionate.
As she started playing with her man’s nipples and then reaching South for his manhood, things got interesting. In her purely subconscious state, Hollywood started pleasuring him towards a happy ending. That’s right – she was ASLEEP! Absolutely oblivious to what she was doing, yet she managed to get her hands in just the right place.
Sadly, in his attempts to awake her, Hollywood lost her concentrated and rolled over in a huff. Back to her REM cycle. Her boy-toy was left to wonder what had just happened, what could have been and how he could get her to do it again.
Lesson Learned: Never wake a sleeping bear for it leads to better happy endings.
XXX,
Hussy
