This week’s episode kicks off as Vinny and Pauly D take a road trip to Staten Island. Apparently Pauly didn’t know it was an actual island. Back at the house Ronnie accompanies the girls to nails+GTL.
The Situation is home alone, playing with the dogs, one of whom he has dubbed “Lean Cuisine” and feeds them pizza and peanut butter. Apparently he thought it was awesome to have the dogs pee and poop all over the house. The girls notice the stench right away and they know it was Mike’s doing.
Meanwhile, Vinny’s mom welcomes the guys into her home with open arms and they all sit down to a family meal. They all go to Karma and Snooki meets a dude who has a blow out like Pauly. Ronnie and Sam start making out. As Snooki says, “Here we go again.” Snooks takes a fall and then her Pauly look-alike helps fix her wounded knee.
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Vinny accompanies the girls and Ron for a spray tan, looking like a babe mini man-shorts. On the way home Jenni spots her current sometime-man Roger, who does “the dip” trying to lose the roommates. It seems like he has a girl in the car. Jenni immediately calls Roger and leaves him a message.
For some reason the guys find all these strange flying toys and the girls decide to pelt them with water balloons. Deena takes a hilarious spill in the kitchen while she’s wearing a parka. Apparently they didn’t realize they started an epic water balloon fight with the guys and uh, they lose by getting thrown in the hot tub.
Roger calls and isn’t too happy that Jenni believed he was with a girl. Jenni realizes she’s developing feelings for him. In other relationship news Ronnie tells Sam he wants to work things out. Sam admits that she’s scared and the two maturely decide to not be together but try to work things out without anyone getting mad. The girls don’t believe it.
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The house goes to Jenkinsons to party. Jenni isn’t impressed with the selection of guidos. Sam, Ron and her friend meet a penguin and they think it’s a mammal. Back at the house, Sitch gives Snooki a face mask which makes her look like a mime.
The house goes to Karma and Mike sees his friend, who immediately asks where’s Sam? Apparently Sam had asked him to meet her at the club. Sam denies it, even though the proof seems to be in the phone. Ron doesn’t take the news well. Sam isn’t happy with The Situation for starting the whole thing. Pauly and Vinny can’t wait for a fight and Sam immediately goes for Mike for blowing up her spot. Of course, a huge fight ensues between Sam and Ron. Pauly claims that if this relationship continues he will “kill himself.” Our sentiments exactly.
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Sam and Ron hook up again at the club.
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Snooki’s potential hookup helps fix her knee after a bad fall.
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Sam and Ron decide to work on their relationship.
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Jenni spots Roger while driving in the car and he gives the housemates “the dip.”
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Roger explains the situation (he was late for a hair appointment) and Jenni feels like an idiot.
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The Situation helps give Snooki a facial after she breaks out.
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Apparently Sam had been texting another guy right after she broke up with Ronnie.
