Because the way Anthony Weiner’s penis just popped up on our Twitter timelines today was just down right rude as hell.
We have no place for Carlos Danger’s weiner on the web, and no need to have the mayoral candidate’s man parts all up in our faces while we drink our morning coffee and surf the internetz.
To be honest, there are a lot of other gross, disturbing things on these internetz to look at. Like…
This Geraldo Rivera catastrophe…
This short horror film…
Slim Thug’s Frankenstein feet…
Or Kimmie K’s meaty kankles…
Terio…at it again…
The Royal Baby (Sorry George, we’re just sick of hearing about all your majesty. You’re still cute though)…
This other horror movie featuring Kanye…
This confused little girl…
And these racist Olsen twins…
Or this cat learning how to twerk better than Miley Cyrus…
And speaking of which…
Mama June gettin’ sexy…
Or Honey Boo Boo’s lack of proper hygeine…
Beyonce channeling the hulk…
Paint drying. And yes…this is a moving picture…
But if all else fails and we have to look at dick pics…we’ll take this one…
