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So apparently Sasha and Malia have an older brother from Texas….

Twenty-nine-year-old Johnnie Gooden Jr. claims to be First Lady Michelle Obama‘s adoptive son, and was arrested after he arrived at a Chase Bank in Texas asking to gain access to her account.

When the bank teller informed Gooden that FOTUS did not have a bank account with Chase, he refused to leave. That was when the police were called to the scene.

But it gets better, folks!

When questioned by the cops, Gooden told them that the First Lady adopted him, not through any agency, but through one of the biggest social media sites in the world.

The Houston Chronicles reported that Gooden told the police “Mrs. Obama contacted him through Facebook and adopted him and he was now trying to get money out of her bank account.”

You read that right!

Gooden is now being held in the Brazos County Jail. When a background check was performed, Bryan Police Department spokesperson Kelley McKethan stated that Gooden not only had a number of outstanding warrants from assault to resisting arrest, but as he was being arrested at the bank, police found a bag of marijuana in his pants and also charged him with pot possession.

SOURCE: NY Daily News