Anthony Weiner has been the punch line of every joke in the last couple weeks largely because “Weinergate” is better than any fiction or nonfiction story ever told. A Congressman sent a picture of his penis to college student through Twitter and his name is Weiner, get it?!
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From “Weiner Exposed” to “Weiner’s Pickle” the jokes and punch lines are endless, so what is the Congressman to do when faced with such humiliation? Turn to his friends, his posse and his entourage. These are the people that will hold him down and not let anyone bother him because they feel his pain.
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His comrades know what it’s like to have a name that gets ridiculed on a daily basis. For example, Barney Frank, Dick Army or even Santorum’s names are ripe for parody.
So take a look at some of Weiner’s associates that share his shame.
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Bushyhead:
Meet Ben Bushyhead, he ran for Swan Commissioner for Bryson County, NC in 2006. Americans already elected a Bush, but a Bushy head? No thank you.
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Is it Boehner or Boner?:
Even Anthony Weiner had to tell House Speaker John Boehner just to deal with his name, but then he started crying.
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Swett:
Congress needs a little Dick Swett. They never can seem to get things moving fast enough, maybe some Dick Swett will get them to move faster.
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Krystal Ball:
Can she see into the future? Then Krystal Ball should have known she wouldn’t have gotten elected with that name.
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Fattman:
Go out and elect a Fattman. Can his health care plan be any good with a name like Fattman?
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Dick Armey:
Yes, this guy’s name is Dick Armey. Armey is a former U.S. Representative from Texas’s 26th congressional district from 1985–2003 and the House Majority Leader from 1995–2003.
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Santorum:
This guy is running for President, Rick Santorum. If you were to Google “Santorum” it reads, “The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” So, yeah!
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Barney Frank:
If you don’t like Weiner’s, have a Frank. They’re beefy and full of meat.
