Lindsay Lohan returned to twitter yesterday after more than a month away from the social networking site. People waited for Lindsay’s first tweet, scholars pondered at what it could possibly be and finally on the afternoon of August 26th she tweeted ‘Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn’t be allowed to take pictures or video while someone’s driving or at a stop light. 4every1’s sake #trafficpolice’
Lindsay Lohan hasn’t tweeted since. So while Lindsay Lohan takes a twitter break we like to give her a few suggestions for her next tweet. Something way more interesting. #Hashtag way more compelling and something that would make you go hmmmm.
#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:’Fresh Outta jail, out on bail California Dream’
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#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:‘Trying to make go to rehab I tweet #No #No #No’
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#LindsayLohanFirstTweet: ‘Is this thing on’
#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:‘Real Lindsay! All Day, Locked up, In Jail, By Myself, One Pillow, No Pillow Case’
#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:‘That sucked…’
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#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:‘Where the party at?!?’
#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:‘teach me how to dougie, teach teach me how to dougie’
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#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:‘Can someone please tell me how to get that new Diggy Airborne Mixtape’
#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:‘You think @50Cent would let me feature on his next single?’
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#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:‘I’m back b**ches, and I serves more time than your favorite rapper’s favorite rapper’
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#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:‘I wonder how Foxy Brown got Fendi Shoes in jail and I didn’t’
#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:‘I need a drink… of water! Gotcha!’
#LindsayLohanFirstTweet:‘f*ck the judge, prosecutor and the district attorney @RickyRozay’
