Yesterday, Justin Bieber touched down in Israel to play a show in Tel Aviv for 700 Israeli children affected by raging firefights in the Gaza strip. Biebs will also have the chance to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Unfortunately for Bieber, the paparazzi has also followed him to Israel.
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"You would think paparazzi would have some respect in holy places," he tweeted. "All I wanted was the chance to walk where Jesus did here in Israel."
"I want to see this country and all the places ive dreamed of and whether its the paps or being pulled into politics its been frustrating," he continued.
With Bieber walking where Jesus did, we wonder how long it will be until WWBD? bracelets begin production. But before that happens, maybe it'd be good to take a look at what Bieber CAN'T do while he's in the Holy Land.
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Turn water into wine.
Until Mr. Bieber turns 21, it looks like the only thing he's going to be able to turn water into is grape juice or maybe some root beer.
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Have affiliations with and convert prostitutes.
It's well known that Jesus befriended all that he came upon, including women of the "Adom" light district. Things keeping Bieber from adopting the same openness: legality and his mom.
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Silence a crowd long enough to give a sermon on a mount.
Jesus was infamous for being able to slience a crowd of thousands in such a way that he could give a soft spoken sermon without modern amplifiers and microphones and be heard by nearly all. Have you seen Bieber's fans? Those girls are going to be silent for no one while in the presence of Bieber.
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Turn over the money tables.
When Jesus found businesses popping up in a nearby temple, he went to town, turning over the tables and whipping the business owners out of "his father's house." If there's anything Bieber's papparazzi have proven it's that there is nothing that can drive them away from the 10 ft perimeter they maintain around Bieber at all times. Also, Bieber's size can't be a one-up in this scenario.
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Grow a beard.
In conventional Christian photos and representations of Jesus, he almost always has a beard. We are yet to see if Bieber can grow any kind of facial hair, much less a full on man-beard.
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Exorcise demons.
No, we don't mean put demons through a workout session. Jesus was known to send demons fleeing out of their human hosts with a single command. If Justin Bieber could do that, we'd have to assume his fans would be acting much less crazy these days.
