Oh, you didn’t hear? The federal government has shut down and 800,000 government workers are without pay. How did this happen? Well…children aren’t the only ones who act like children these days – government officials do too.
But seriously? The government? There are SO many things that should have shut down before the government. It’s the government. We kinda need it.
Here are some things (specifically, 17) that definitely should have gotten the boot before our country’s lawmaking body.
The NRA
Annoying Facebook couples
Toddlers & Tiaras
Sallie MAE
People who talk too loudly on their phone while in public
Fedoras and the people who wear them
Viral twerking videos. Just stop.
Rush Limbaugh
Cronut lines
So basically…
People who breathe and or chew like animals
George Zimmerman’s supporters
Anyone who doesn’t like Beyonce
Twitter trolls
Gucci Mane’s career
Any and all traffic
People who wear sunglasses inside and/or at night
And finally… The War on Drugs
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