As it turns out, North West is not here for any of your mess.
A pic of the toddler muggin’ like her daddy made the rounds on the Internet this past week as she and her grandmama Kris Jenner were photographed leaving the airport. Just like Kanye, Nori was not at all happy about the paparazzi hounding her.
The apple does not fall from the paparazzi-hating tree.
North’s mama Kim also made her own headlines by going platinum blonde.
The makeover, which she debuted on Instagram (but of course), was done just in time for Paris Fashion Week.
While some revered the bootylicious diva for taking a chance, the Internet turned out to be a merciless place:
Kim K’s the newest member of the “Can I be Draco Malfoy Club” 👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/5kH4OycAji
— NORTH WEST (@Its_North_West) March 6, 2015
— Leann ❁ (@_leannnicole) March 5, 2015
Absolutely no chill.
Jared Leto also recently cut his hair and broke all hearts in preparation for his role as the Joker in Suicide Squad. The beautiful actor then went on to dye it platinum blonde and gave us Lagerfeld vibes while at Paris Fashion Week:
— Tom + Lorenzo® (@tomandlorenzo) March 5, 2015
He even caught the attention of Jimmy Fallon.
So, Chris Brown is a father and the 9-month-old child is not with ride or die girlfriend Karrueche. TMZ broke the news that the 25-year-old singer might have a child with a former friend and model named Nia, and all hell broke loose.
And even got down right disrespectful.
In the case of Chris living a drama-free life, the lie detector proved that is a lie.
Meanwhile, Big Sean was also quite the popular one this week. Though the rapper received rave reviews for his latest album Dark Sky Paradise, recent memes proved that success does not give you immunity to ridicule.
They threw our girl Cookie in there.
And made entire collections.
This rendition of “IDFWU” speaks for itself.
Once it was confirmed that the 72-year-old actor survived with minor injuries, Twitter got to trolling:
Brian Williams says he’s pretty banged up after the Harrison Ford plane crash, but he’ll be all right. #MikeZettler
— Jonathan Frakes (@jonathansfrakes) March 6, 2015
I’m glad Harrison Ford is OK, but I must say, I’ve always been for crashing planes into golf courses
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) March 6, 2015
To be fair… Harrison Ford survived Air Force One being taken over by terrorists & being chased by a giant bolder. Of course he’d be fine
— Sarah Burris (@SarahBurris) March 6, 2015
“Oh my gosh, I didn’t know they could do that,” said a certain Katie after one pretty lion tried its paw at being chivalrous and opened the door on her behalf.
In a vid that has upwards of 4 million views–and counting–a family on safari almost lost a member when the feline separated from its pride and opened their car door.
At 10-15 lbs, pit bulls are scary. At 175 lbs, one would think they are downright terrifying — but not this New Hampshire family. The dog is said to be “protective,” seems friendly with the owners and their toddler, and is described as “fearless”–we do not contest the latter. Naturally, Twitter responded when the story hit the net:
— New York Post (@nypost) March 4, 2015
I have trouble sleeping at night knowing that out there somewhere…that pit bull Hulk really exists.. and is hungry. — Derek Montilla (@Cap_Kaveman) March 6, 2015
The Churro Dog was officially introduced by the Arizona Diamondbacks … and it is everything your mother warned you against. According to BuzzFeed:
ESPN’s Darren Rovell describes this culinary masterpiece as “a warm cinnamon churro sitting inside a Long John chocolate-glazed donut, which is then topped with frozen yogurt, caramel and chocolate sauces.”
While we’re all excited for this mecca of sugar, somewhere in the White House, Michelle Obama is cringing. #Turnipforwhat?
Bankroll PJ also made his way into our lives this week and showed us he has his priorities in order.
Unlike most 4-year-olds, PJ is all about the money and will stunt on anyone who dares to say he doesn’t know how to count or say his ABCs.
SOURCE: BuzzFeed | PHOTO CREDIT: Getty, Instagram, Twitter