I’ve lived my entire life with little boobies and I feel its time to upgrade! I’m sick of having to slip into the other room prior to a hookup and slip my “chicken cutlet” fake boobies out of my bra before I get down with a dude. I want the “chicken cutlet” fake ta-tas inside […]
I’ve hit men. I’ve thrown punches, destroyed property. Once I carved “c*cksucker” into the front door of a boyfriends apartment door when a dramatic fight ensued after I caught him cheating. I was 16 and “spirited” at the time. His parents were not too pleased when we ended up getting back together. The door was […]
It seems that women (especially White women) who love to drop their panties and misbehave are being rewarded, adored and praised a lot these days—especially on this site. From the queen of hanging out hoo-ha, Britney Spears, to the new GG celebrity bloggers Aubrey O’Day and Governor Spitzer’s former call girl Ashley Dupré to Kim […]
Have you ever had sex with an ex?Unless you are a saint, in which case you should really know better than to click on my blog– I’m guessing you’ve had some ex-sex. If you’ve done it, congratulations! You’re NOT a saint, and believe me– you’re NOT alone. There is nothing like the smell, taste, swerve […]
Sometimes things just don’t feel right– know what I mean? Sometimes you are talking to your man or to your girl and the words coming out of their mouth aren’t matching the feeling they’re giving you. You feel like something’s just not right. You might tune in a little more after you feel that, looking […]
I used to spend a lot of time and effort trying to be happy. I used to actually say things like, “I’m looking for the apartment that will make me happy” or “I’m looking for the right boyfriend who will make me happy!” The obvious problem is that other people and outside things do not […]
Rev Run’s Wisdom today captured my attention. Rejection sucks! We all hate rolling up to the club and standing there, and standing there, and pulling out the cell phone importantly like you are about to make a VERY IMPORTANT phone call to a VERY IMPORTANT person that’s gonna get your Ass inside quick. Who wants […]
My friend’s man is cheating on her. Lets call her “Jen” and lets call him “Joe”. I’ve known for a while that Joe’s the type of dude whose penis might be doubling as a gardening tool BUT because I’m also friends with him (and have technically known him longer) I’ve sort of pushed it to […]
I approached the alien with respect and a bowed head. I’ve heard this is the way animals show that they mean no malice when investigating each other. She was staring at me intently, so I dropped my line of vision and slumped my shoulders a bit. Dramatic I admit, but I was slightly nervous. I […]
I don’t mean to brag (yes I do) but I spent all day yesterday with a fashion God, and I’m not just saying that because he often hooks me up with really gorgeous frocks. No, dear reader, this is the genuine bow down to greatness! When it comes to brilliant designers, this is Stephen Burrows […]
I remember the one and only time I was called colored. I was in Hilton Head, South Carolina with my BFF Rachel. We were hanging out with some thugged out White boys (its like Jumbo shrimp, they truly exist and they are surprisingly yummy on occasion) The crew we’d stumbled upon had a thinly […]
Ever watch the way forms moves? — other animals, human beings, all plants and such… There is a pattern to the movement and a trail left behind all forms of life. Have you ever walked up to a bunch of friends and you know for sure that the one (whose form you most appreciate) was […]
